So..... I bought a garden gnome.
And I love it.
Seriously tho, ever since I saw an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy discovers this underground cult obsessed with garden gnomes, I knew I had to have one.
They are pretty much one of the MOST ridiculous things ever.
I mean. It's a gnome. And he sits in your garden. WTF
I need to find some little friends for him.
I'm thinking my next acquisition is going to be a lawn jockey.
I want to fill my garden with as many kitschy things as I can find.
But there is no way in h e double hockey sticks that I am going to put a deer in my yard.
Not yet at least.